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today, we gonna look at the advantages of speaking vulgar words.. Ppl who speaks vulgar words is often regarded as ppl deficient in taste, delicacy, or refinement. But who cares.. vulgar word for example "diu niasing ar!!!", believe it or not, is actually an anger buster, now that’s a beta solution to cope with stress, instead of gritting ur teeth and swallow everything… u can say these words loudly!! " DIU NIASING AR!!!!" it works, or a beta way, look into a mirror and say it out, " DIU NIASING AR!!!"

So, b4 i give u some examples on when to say the magic word " DIU NIASING AR!!" let’s look at the meaning of the word..

DIU NIA SING.  ajd /verb (depends on situation)

The word diu niasing now brings to mind off-color jokes and offensive epithets, but it once had more neutral and straight forward meaning, it means fxxk ur sing, where the word "sing" till now, still an unknown word.

Ok, now let’s look at when or where u can use the word diuniasing…

U r ready to go for football… dressed-up perfectly and everything, then, when u r just about to start ur car engine, the sky starts to rain, oh, no, drizzle. Now, u  very mad, and ur anger starts to grow because u can do nothing about it, here, u can look into the mirror and say "DIU NIASING AR!!!!", then evythng will be fine.

CAUTION: Do not point to the sky and say "diu niasing" because it will be my fault if the lightning strikes u.

Then, when  have ur car started, u will try ur luck and drive to canning garden with hopes that ppl r still playing despite the small rain…  But just as u reach the lace, u see ppl packing and leeaving the field… Then, ur anger starts to grow… samethiing here, u can look into the mirror and say "DIU NIASING AR!!!!GENG SUI MOU CHONG LIONG!!!! (dun u bath if u r afraid of water!!!) ". then everything will be back to normal..

CAUTION: Do not shout at the ppl there as this will increase the probability of u getting bashed up by those ppl…

And finally… u have to go for jogging….

At night, u go home and u try to blog about the incident, but the computer isn functioning properly, and ur anger starts to grow… here, u can point at the monitor and shout " DIU NIASING AR!!"

CAUTION: Do not slam ur keyboard as this will only worsen the situation..

So, now i guess u guys r prretty clear with the usage of DIU NIASING, so, till the next time u read my blog… thank u and good bye..

p/s: if u find tat ur anger’s growing when u r reading my blog, u can point at the blog, preferably the middle finger and shout out loud.. "DIU NIASING AR!!! MAT 7 LEI GEH!!!! (wat the fxxk is this!!!) "

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Halo, we meet again, today, after the zin bone, we r going to learn another new word which is called "sohai" !!! Ok, before we start, let’s check of the defination of  " Sohai" hehe..

SOHAI    Adj.

Can be describe as a silly or stupid person; or a person who lacks judgment or sense. Often put one into a not reasonable situation. A.K.A stupid pussy.

As usual, the defination alone will not be enuff for understanding, so, following is an example for u guys, to have betta understanding on the word "sohai"

20/11/2006

Me n yeu lou were on the train, way back to ipoh. hehe… we were discussing a topic which u will neva wan to noe, i will neva tell u guys anyway.. hehe.. then suddenly,  we caught a gal, who came into the train with  losta jewellery on her!!!  Damn!! this is so cool!! She was so red with her large necklace, made up of big red beads, a pair of red colour leather high heel shoe, u know, shinny kinda leather, red bracelet, and the most eye-catching 1, her ring, a big heart shape ring, of coz, red in colour. And a lot more,ohya, almost forgot,the most important thing, she’s heavily covered by make up..

She walked to the place opposite to us and sat down,  i looked at yeu lou and he looked at me . At that moment, both of us must be thinking  "damn, do u need so many stuff for personal adornment???"

Ok, now, i’m fucking sure that u’ll be asking, "This has anything to do with sohai?" ohya, if the story ends at this point, the answer will be no. But…

" Niama ar,  toi min kor tui yau dai kei lan dor sao sik ar !! Hou leng oh, nei tai hoi sao go ko sam ying ge kai ji, hou chat leng oh….  (fuck,the gal opposite there wears fucking lotsa jewellery!! so nice, check out the ring on her hand la, fucking cool la….) " i spoke to yeu lou, in cantonese, because that gal didn look like a chinese, sot of like malay or indon,but  she’s cute though. Yeu lou look at me and said " tang jan yan tei sik teng lei jao sei… (later, if she can understand, habisla u) ". i was aware that she was looking at both of us when we were toking bout her, like she can understand.. TIU!!!

We passed a few stations and when we were just about to reach plaza rakyat, her hp rang… Wat came out from her mouth was stunning…..

" ….Har, lei dang har ar, ngor bei lei hoi ge tin war…. (…. har, wait, i’ll give u his no.)" 

I looked at yeu lou and he looked at me, with both jaws dropped and wide opened…

Hopefully, wat yeu lou said was true, she can speak cantonese but cannot understand….

Ok, so this is the story about two sohai on the train, no no , actually only 1, dun count yeu lou.

Till the next time u read my blog again,thank u and good bye.