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Halo, we meet again, today, after the zin bone, we r going to learn another new word which is called "sohai"
!!! Ok, before we start, let’s check of the defination of " Sohai" hehe..
SOHAI Adj.
Can be describe as a silly or stupid person; or a person who lacks judgment or sense. Often put one into a not reasonable situation. A.K.A stupid pussy.
As usual, the defination alone will not be enuff for understanding, so, following is an example for u guys, to have betta understanding on the word "sohai"
20/11/2006
Me n yeu lou were on the train, way back to ipoh. hehe… we were discussing a topic which u will neva wan to noe, i will neva tell u guys anyway.. hehe.. then suddenly, we caught a gal, who came into the train with losta jewellery on her!!! Damn!! this is so cool!! She was so red with her large necklace, made up of big red beads, a pair of red colour leather high heel shoe, u know, shinny kinda leather, red bracelet, and the most eye-catching 1, her ring, a big heart shape ring, of coz, red in colour. And a lot more,ohya, almost forgot,the most important thing, she’s heavily covered by make up..
She walked to the place opposite to us and sat down, i looked at yeu lou and he looked at me . At that moment, both of us must be thinking "damn, do u need so many stuff for personal adornment???"
Ok, now, i’m fucking sure that u’ll be asking, "This has anything to do with sohai?" ohya, if the story ends at this point, the answer will be no. But…
" Niama ar, toi min kor tui yau dai kei lan dor sao sik ar !! Hou leng oh, nei tai hoi sao go ko sam ying ge kai ji, hou chat leng oh…. (fuck,the gal opposite there wears fucking lotsa jewellery!! so nice, check out the ring on her hand la, fucking cool la….) " i spoke to yeu lou, in cantonese, because that gal didn look like a chinese, sot of like malay or indon,but she’s cute though. Yeu lou look at me and said " tang jan yan tei sik teng lei jao sei… (later, if she can understand, habisla u) ". i was aware that she was looking at both of us when we were toking bout her, like she can understand.. TIU!!!
We passed a few stations and when we were just about to reach plaza rakyat, her hp rang… Wat came out from her mouth was stunning…..
" ….Har, lei dang har ar, ngor bei lei hoi ge tin war…. (…. har, wait, i’ll give u his no.)"
I looked at yeu lou and he looked at me, with both jaws dropped and wide opened…
Hopefully, wat yeu lou said was true, she can speak cantonese but cannot understand….
Ok, so this is the story about two sohai on the train, no no , actually only 1, dun count yeu lou.
Till the next time u read my blog again,thank u and good bye.
November 21st, 2006 at 2:28 am
dei…siao la U…haha XD
other than the vulgarity…u’re a pretty interesting blogger…akaka =P
November 21st, 2006 at 5:43 am
i love tis sohai blog, diu nia sing
November 21st, 2006 at 7:20 am
hahah!! li yang, i’ll do “diu nia sing” next time
hahaha!!
November 21st, 2006 at 7:27 am
luckily we didnt praise her ‘leng lui’…if not we will both hav to go through surgery to remove the shiny-red-high-heel from our head…u know la, yan bird ho yi mao xiong(cannot judge ppl frm their appearance)..who know she may be from ‘dragon tiger gate’ 1 wo…hahaha
November 21st, 2006 at 8:54 pm
but she’s ok ma… hahahaha…
November 21st, 2006 at 8:58 pm
fionna: so free u read my blog… haha.. vulgarity is my trade mark babay.. hahaha
November 22nd, 2006 at 4:28 am
hey , sei sohai ..
keep blogging…
i like ur blog man !
November 24th, 2006 at 8:25 am
zhen hai hou chat diu…
November 26th, 2006 at 5:43 am
diu ng kor ngor yi ga ke sam ching
November 26th, 2006 at 6:34 pm
Hou len diu ar…
Mou yi si but very farking funny..
C’mon… make it a collection then edit a online book for the people who wanna suicide la.. sure help 1…
Broder.
November 27th, 2006 at 10:36 am
mou yi si lo.. like now..
February 10th, 2007 at 2:14 am
I agree with Fiona, ure a damn good blogger. It’s very difficult NOT to continue reading ur stuffs…
December 23rd, 2008 at 7:08 am
Nice Article. Keep up The Good work.
Thanks for the information!!