tutorial
today, we gonna look at the advantages of speaking vulgar words.. Ppl who speaks vulgar words is often regarded as ppl deficient in taste, delicacy, or refinement. But who cares.. vulgar word for example "diu niasing ar!!!", believe it or not, is actually an anger buster, now that’s a beta solution to cope with stress, instead of gritting ur teeth and swallow everything… u can say these words loudly!! " DIU NIASING AR!!!!" it works, or a beta way, look into a mirror and say it out, " DIU NIASING AR!!!"
So, b4 i give u some examples on when to say the magic word " DIU NIASING AR!!" let’s look at the meaning of the word..
DIU NIA SING. ajd /verb (depends on situation)
The word diu niasing now brings to mind off-color jokes and offensive epithets, but it once had more neutral and straight forward meaning, it means fxxk ur sing, where the word "sing" till now, still an unknown word.
Ok, now let’s look at when or where u can use the word diuniasing…
U r ready to go for football… dressed-up perfectly and everything, then, when u r just about to start ur car engine, the sky starts to rain, oh, no, drizzle. Now, u very mad, and ur anger starts to grow because u can do nothing about it, here, u can look into the mirror and say "DIU NIASING AR!!!!", then evythng will be fine.
CAUTION: Do not point to the sky and say "diu niasing" because it will be my fault if the lightning strikes u.
Then, when have ur car started, u will try ur luck and drive to canning garden with hopes that ppl r still playing despite the small rain… But just as u reach the lace, u see ppl packing and leeaving the field… Then, ur anger starts to grow… samethiing here, u can look into the mirror and say "DIU NIASING AR!!!!GENG SUI MOU CHONG LIONG!!!! (dun u bath if u r afraid of water!!!) ". then everything will be back to normal..
CAUTION: Do not shout at the ppl there as this will increase the probability of u getting bashed up by those ppl…
And finally… u have to go for jogging….
At night, u go home and u try to blog about the incident, but the computer isn functioning properly, and ur anger starts to grow… here, u can point at the monitor and shout " DIU NIASING AR!!"
CAUTION: Do not slam ur keyboard as this will only worsen the situation..
So, now i guess u guys r prretty clear with the usage of DIU NIASING, so, till the next time u read my blog… thank u and good bye..
p/s: if u find tat ur anger’s growing when u r reading my blog, u can point at the blog, preferably the middle finger and shout out loud.. "DIU NIASING AR!!! MAT 7 LEI GEH!!!! (wat the fxxk is this!!!) "
November 27th, 2006 at 7:51 am
mea lei ge??
November 27th, 2006 at 8:08 am
This sounds like something veng foon sent to me, but that wasn’t vulgar though, and it’s in cantonese, pretty funny one. Laughed till my sides hurt.
November 27th, 2006 at 8:42 am
haha… cool cool..
November 27th, 2006 at 9:46 am
DIU NIASING AR!!!wasted my time again…but i like it..hehe
November 27th, 2006 at 10:29 am
haha… actually this happened to be this evening la..
haha
November 27th, 2006 at 10:34 am
i feel really shitty now.. dunno y.. DIU NIASING AR!!!!!!!!
November 27th, 2006 at 8:45 pm
haha yea.. i wana say the things that wayne said. LOL.
November 28th, 2006 at 8:10 am
u r the champion blogger la….keep posting more posts n cont entertaining us k *lol*
November 28th, 2006 at 8:15 am
diu nia sing ah!
amendments here:
origin of diu nia sing=diu n(l)ei ah sing , is actualy from Honk Kong, as it sounds, AH SING=thos south asian ppl( indians, banglah, paki..u kno la singh etc, sensitive..diu..), abit racism here, tey used 2 scold those foreigners..but nowadays being modified and simplified and generalized as v use to greet ppls moms, so nia sing now =nia ma .very reasonable geh, diu nia sing, u kno wat d fuck im saying…ham kah ling(=next topic?) .suggest to teach the 3 essential ‘adverbs’ in cantonese= LAN, KAO(9), CHAAT(7)
November 28th, 2006 at 8:17 am
btw i alw scold diu nia sing here, cz i also dun rly like thos AH SINGS in my uni here..nia ma gah lan nah…chow dou haai gam ah (stinks lk pussy lk tt)
November 28th, 2006 at 10:13 am
HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! li yang!!! so so funny!!! HAHAHAHA!!!! can’t stop laughing!! dun be racist la!! ahaha!! no siscrimination!!! thank u for the request… =) will try to…
November 28th, 2006 at 10:15 am
fay jin: ok!!!
November 29th, 2006 at 3:19 am
keep on your ‘good’ work man… like your post…
November 29th, 2006 at 11:21 pm
Just now i coughed and found that my phelgm is green in colour.. shit.. p.aeruginosa.. then i pointed to the phelgm n shouted “DIU NIASING AR!!”.. my following phelgm turned yellow.. see see.. diu niasing is also an antibacterial agent.. HAHAHAH!!!
November 30th, 2006 at 5:20 am
Hehe…even wee loon saw this! Antibacterial…crazy ar? Hahahaha…u’re really funny!
December 1st, 2006 at 12:31 am
U were wrong..After u shout that vulgar word, the p.aeruginosa died but m.pneumoniae grow.
December 1st, 2006 at 1:17 am
wahahahah very the damn funny. roflol. and liyang, i agree!! omg they dun shower dun brush teeth! chan hai chao dou *tuuuT*
December 1st, 2006 at 8:10 am
wei kong shut up la.. niasing ar..
HAHAHAHA
susan: haha… dun tok about bangla here.. later they attack me.. hahaha…
December 1st, 2006 at 8:51 am
=)
yeah !
December 7th, 2006 at 11:02 pm
reminds me of 笑谈广东话
haha
February 10th, 2007 at 2:06 am
Haha…Damn funny and entertaining man!!! Really can’t keep the eys glued onto the monitor and wanting more of these lessons. Keep up the good work and let’s all be “educated” and say this magical word the next time we meet in uni…Hehe
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